ALICE - Female engineer who is habitually overworked and handles idiocy with her fist.
CATBERT - The evil Human Resources Director at Dilbert's company that mercilessly teases employees.
DILBERT - An Engineer that loves technology for the sake of technology.
DOGBERT - His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans.
THE BOSS - His top priorities are the bottom line and looking good in front of his subordinates and superiors
WALLY - Engineer and cynical employee who has no sense of company loyalty.
